Don't forget your condoms !

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Dr.Lighthouse
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Don't forget your condoms !

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In the SAS Book of Survival, the author claims 101 uses for condoms:
from keeping your stuff dry while wading, to use as a floatation device, etc . . .

Now yours truly has use #102 :
  • put a squirt of oil in a condom
    put one end of the throttle cable in the condom
    give the condom a couple of turns, so that it is firmly sealed around the cable sleave
    now the fun bit: SQUEEZE the condom
    the oil will slowly flow along the inner cable
    keep squeezing until the oil starts to emerge on the open end
    throttle cable is now fully oiled and ready for use
P.S.: this will be my 'last post' . . .
before I'm off to the Baltic Sea

Happy Summer Holidays to everyone on this Forum !
(or Winter Holidays for the Aussies )

P.P.S.: my ex-wife once asked if the Aussies celebrated Christmas in July . . .
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