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Post by Charles UK »

John this chain of posts is not here for a "giggle".
I'll have you know that since I changed from the fully synthetic biodegradeable hitec lubricant I was using, to Rick's Evening Primrose Competition mix I have not broken a single crank!
Prior to that it seemed that every time I started my pride & joy another one bit the dust.
Once I cure the failure to start & the persistant sticking piston problems I'm sure I'll be flying down the river smelling like Danny La Rue's handbag.
I'm also told that it might delay the onset of the male menopause but I think you need leaded gas for that.
Must go as I have some more sequins to sew on to my pink life jacket.

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Post by John@sos »

Hi Charles,

I'm sure the special oils must help, if you do insist of thrashing the life out of them! If you do have to keep getting rescued I suppose it helps to smell nice!

I wonder what poor old Doug Hele would have thought! Any chance you completing the course soon? Reminds me of the tortoise and the hare!

Your last one had me chortling, I had this picture of you in drag, hunched up on your hydroplane zipping down the river, frock flying!

He He!

All the best
John
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