Saving Old Seagulls

My father caused great injury using a seagull starter chord to myself once when i was a little boy. Me and my brother were playing up and thats all that he could find at the time to use on us both. Thats how i realised you are better of keeping the starter chords length to a minium. Parents cant fold the chord in half and get a good swing on ya. That way all parents wont bother to use a seagull chord, and there is a high chance you wont get hurt.

yes I agree with you fully, they are dangerous in the hands of adults

Children are to be seen, not hurt (or is that heard?) hmmm...

O yes I think they should sit in a chair with a seat belt in the living room with pillows on the floor just in case they fall out of the chair . Maybe watch the telley ??? Or maybe just be careful and have a good time . Guess this sounds like a governmental solution . Well lets all have a good laugh at this and hope it never comes to that . Lets all enjoy . Thanks VIC