As I no longer have anything that floats, the missus looked at me with that "why?" look.
Perfect size to drop in the car boot, and away we go.
Turned over ok, with compression, and no play.
After a day of penetrating oil, remove the plug and put the piston to the top, and pour in some carb cleaner to soak the rings and ungum them.
Fuel tap has plier rash from Others trying to turn it on (Der!), and they have snapped the little screw that stops the tap falling out when you PULL for ON like it SAYS on the tap. Replace screw with one from a british 13amp plug, (tip from "pooroldchap" video on youtube), it works.
Clean grit out of the bing carb jet.
Pour several tablespoons of two stroke oil through the carb throat & invert motor to get fresh oil on the bearings.
Clean points with folded bit of 1200 wet&dry.
Clean green vomit out of the tank.
Spin without plug to get rid of excess oil.
Put in plug and fresh fuel,
Tickle and pull.
And? Started instantly, probably for the first time in twenty years.
Absolutely purrs.

Now what to do about a little boat.